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Does
this offend you?
If you're too weak-minded or distracted
by so-called reality TV to question the establishment; if you're disturbed
by those who try to undermine the authority of traditional icons of power;
if you hold titles and offices more sacred than the rights and freedoms
that they are meant to protect -- you seriously need to wake up from your
complacent slumber.
Value your freedom strongly. Protect it fiercely.
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So the 2003 State of the Union address was, if anything, annoying.
I was hoping the streaker from the Nike Shox commercial would
show up, but I'm guessing he was too busy getting beaten up by
hooligans... or Raiders fans. At any rate, I figured I would live
the event up with a little mischief. Enjoy.
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Dr.
Zaius He Ain't
Because that would require a doctorate degree,
and the son of "The Education President" hardly
seems capable of achieving such heights. However, his genetic
relation to a simian has finally been confirmed. |
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Achtung
Juden!
Before the event started, SS - er - Pentagon officials
went about the chamber, clearing the audience of any "undesireables." |
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The
Bush Doctrine?
Is it just me, or did anyone else guffaw when El
Presidente referred to "Hitlerism?" I guess he has
the right to make up words - he's the supreme leader, after
all. |
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Miss
January
No wonder he can't get a damn word out properly...
The man is distracted! |
I hope you have
enjoyed this page of sedition and utter lack of respect for the
office of President. You may soon write me at my prison camp, care
of the Attorney General. Thanks for visiting. |
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